Well, it all started on a warm sunny afternoon, Winry was dragging Ed through the large garden. “Ed, come on already, we don’t want to be late” “She’s right Brother,’ Says Alphonse, following close behind. “Why are you two even dragging me here? I don’t wanna go.” Ed whimpers as Winry pulls him through the rows of hedges. Eventually they manage to bring the world’s smallest alchemist to the front of the garden. Looming above them is a magnificent purple building.
“Why did we have to come all the way out here, and why did Winry have to come.” Ed complains yet again. Now i
Edward Elric vs Edward Cullen by ToxicWitchling, literature
Literature
Edward Elric vs Edward Cullen
Once upon a time, in a land ruled by over-hormonal fangirls and sexual fantasies there lived a handsome young man named Edward Elric. Now Ed was of simple birth, with long flowing golden hair and beautiful golden eyes. Although he had a slight inferiority concerning his height. He was slightly short for the average fifteen year old and when called short would often mistake people for calling him a ' runt so tiny he could only be seen with a magnifying glass.' One day Edward was calmly walking through Fandom Land when a strange looking young man caught his eye. Said young man was leaning againist a tree, looking rather moody with his shirt un-